Dearest postal customer of Apt 13,
I hope you enjoyed your time out of the country! To answer your question, while you were gone, your mailbox complained that it was stuffed!! To help relieve it from its pain I pulled your letters and advertisements and took them back to the post office. I left you a note to pick them up within 10 days 🙂 When you didn’t show up to pick them up 🙁 I sent your sad unclaimed letters back to their sender. Glad to hear you are back. I’ll start delivering to your box again.
Your Loyal and Caring Letter Carrier
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